Douze points Monsieur Charpentier, it's Eurovision Week!!! So here we are, another year, another Eurovision. 2017's contest is coming to us all the way from Kiev (or Kyiv as the locals call it). As always, two semi finals on Tuesday and Thursday night, followed by the Grand Final this Saturday. The usual heady mix of heartfelt ballads, bubblegum synth pop, hard rock from the Eastern Bloc, something weird from Romania, and a British entry that gets no votes is to be expected. Who are we all voting for?