What you are saying is subjective. I personally see nothing work on these names and I think they are more appropriate to be used on technology.
You being so defensive for Android (having read your posts for years here) on an Apple fan oriented site is kind of cute.
I don't love Android or anything.
I very much like the way Apple do things.
I am just frustrated as Apple won't make the machine I and millions of other want, and would sell like crazy, and COULD dominate a current sector of the market, if Apple really tried, but they won't as it's not their direction.
I hate the mess Android is in, and I wish Google was more like Apple, actually take control. Stop others messing up Android, lay down the law, the rules and clean it up.
But again they won't.
It's more my frustration than any love or hate.
I do find Apple names cringy though.
Oh this new port is as fast as lightning! despite it being only USB2 speed when launched.
And also the I'm a GENIUS... really? That's so bad.
But perhaps this is very American, and hence why it's a bit cringy in the UK.
MagSafe, yeah, happy with that. Magnetic and Safe if pulled out.
I love many aspects of many machines of many makes.
I also despise many aspect of many machines of many makes.
So many companies need their MD's to get a good slap and told to stop making bad decisions and sort themselves out.
I mean, why are Samsung launching a Bixby Home speaker? The product no-one wants.
And as for the god ugly Pixel 3 that's coming.