Do people even get what the patents are for? They are truly absurd. This is not true "patent theft" it's just Apple trying to practically patent the air we breathe. A grid based UI on a phone? That's a patent? I mean come on.
Considering most of the patents mentionned would be invalid outside the US (process patents), this is very weak indeed. I mean, unlocking a phone on a touchscreen is a patentable idea??? Really? There may be 2-3 hardware patents in the bunch worthy of lawsuit, but the software ones... nah... Sure, if code was copied, then is IP theft, but if something works "alike" but isn't the same, then no, Apple should suck it up and innovate. Seriouly, one of the patents is about multitasking support... The only way that could be an infringement that stands is if android contains apple code (much of which would actually be open under GPL!!!)
This case is even weaker than apple suing Microsoft over windows in the late 80's early 90s (and that simple ended up as a cross-licensing settlement if memory serves me right)
Seriously, google should buy Palm (which probably owns most of the mobile UI patents on earth with its PalmOS related patents)... At which point they'd own much if the IP behind most mobile OS UI elements, and be in a stronger position.