Well since I didn't pre-order - you are correct. But that doesn't mean I'm not getting one. How you can make such an absurd comment as that I won't be getting one anytime soon is beyond me.
People who are planning to get one soon generally don't talk in hypotheticals like you did:
I have an iPad. If I got a Nexus 7 - I wouldn't trade mine in.
Note you didn't speculate about what you are planning to do, but what you would do. So, no, it's not absurd to glean from that you aren't getting one any time soon. Are you planning on it? If so, I stand corrected. Now, quit with the hyperbolic nonsense.
Yes, you're free to blow something completely out of proportion. The article is factual, the headline summarizes the article. Why so uptight?Clearly you and I have different opinions on what facts are being present by the misleading headline and article. You're free to evaluate it how you want. As am I.