Got into a fight with 3 scalpers cutting me in line this morning....

[DougFNJ]

So I got in line at 6AM this morning at my local Apple Store.

At 6:45 some scalpers just decided to cut in front of me. I asked them what they thought they were doing. They didn't answer.

So I walked back to the front, and they did the same, I tripped one, he got up and pushed me.

I pushed him back, he punched me, and before you know it, I pushed him harder making him fall to the ground and screamed: April Fools Everybody!, of course this never happened.....


Had to do it, enjoy your weekend everyone, and get someone good today lol

 

[lilcosco08]

Man, the same thing happened to me.
A scalper cut in front of me
Then he opened the door
get on the floor
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

 

[ClutchThese]

basterd!!! lol, i was smiling reading this as it filled me with glee! Than you said april fools and i felt crushed!

Nicely done, my friend!

 

[Blorzoga]

So I got in line at 6AM this morning at my local Apple Store.

At 6:45 some scalpers just decided to cut in front of me. I asked them what they thought they were doing. They didn't answer.

So I walked back to the front, and they did the same, I tripped one, he got up and pushed me.

I pushed him back, he punched me, and before you know it, I pushed him harder making him fall to the ground and screamed: April Fools Everybody!, of course this never happened.....


Had to do it, enjoy your weekend everyone, and get someone good today lol

You got me. Well done.

 

[apd8]

Ok. Got me. haha.

But I would definitely be upset if that really happened to me.

 

[Stealthipad]

If you had not said "3 scalpers" I might have believed you.

 

[Pipper99]

I'm choosing to believe that your story is true.

 

[HunterG]

I should just stay isolated for April Fools. I have been been a victim of many jokes today.

 

[daneoni]

Got me too...until the "he punched me and i pushed..." Who replies a punch with a push. Anyway good one.

 

[Snide]

You didn't state that they were Asian Scalpers™, so I knew the story was fake.

 

[wordoflife]

You should have said April Fools in white, so only a few people would have seen that