Funny, I got the same stock email reply as you scarboy! First They really need to hire costumer service staff that you can, at the very least write a letter! It was so bad it was hard to read. Honestly my 10 year old knows you wouldn't use words like "dibs" and "butts" in a professional letter. One of the first rules of customer service is to validate the consumers opinion, so I'm not sorry this is making your job so hard. Maybe time to rethink your career goals?! Lastly, do you really want me to to believe that you want this case more than I do. (well at this point that may be possible) Epic fail Speck, epic fail.