Having an iPhone really does get you laid.

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by appleguy123, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Hype2k2 macrumors 6502

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    Forget lines I got an iPhone better than beer.
     
  2. dukebound85 macrumors P6

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    I am actually surprised that women have more avg sexual partners than men
     
  3. Shield macrumors member

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    Well, Eve did eat the "apple" first....
     
  4. chembox macrumors 6502a

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    12 sexual partners at age 30? Shouldn't most people be married by then?

    Also, here's the source of that information and more.

    The way they gathered the data is, quite interesting, but it yields inaccurate and skewed results.
     
  5. Interstella5555 macrumors 603

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    I'm surprised you think this is accurate in any way.
     
  6. kas23 macrumors 603

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    Difference is probably not significantly significant.

    Then does being married automatically negate or wipe away all previous sexual partners you have had in your past? Well, maybe it does. :(
     
  7. kas23 macrumors 603

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    Whoa. Are you a chick? Give us some insight.
     
  8. Silverbird0000 macrumors 6502a

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    This statement kinda bothers me. Who says anyone has to be married by any certain age or how many sexual partners is an appropriate number. My father didn't marry my mother until he was 49, I was born when he was 50.
     
  9. bunnicula macrumors 68040

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    Not according to my husband. I swear, I wish that man had laid half the county before we got married.

    If it did, I'd be set. That's what I get for being an experimental youth, I reckon. ;)
     
  10. SophiaLee macrumors 6502a

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    Whoa. Yes! :eek: :D

    I just don't see a phone, even an iphone, being all that much of a status symbol anymore. At least not enough to get you laid!

    Now if we were talking a Star Tac back when I was in high school this might be a different story. :D
     
  11. Irish Rose macrumors 65816

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    I doubt this is true. Before I got married, I never looked at what cell phones the guys were using at the clubs, and to this day, I still don't. ;)
     
  12. chembox macrumors 6502a

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    Although age is just a number, most girlfriends/wives want to start a family and raise a kid before their mid-life crisis starts.
     
  13. Surely Guest

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    I had a Star Tac back in high school too.

    Bow-chick-a-wow......
     
  14. mikemanblah macrumors regular

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    buncha' sluts
     
  15. SophiaLee macrumors 6502a

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    LOL those were so expensive.
     
  16. VirtualRain macrumors 603

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    Someone once introduced his wife as... "This is my wife, she's the best I could do with the car I had at the time."... :p

    I guess that saying might change... "This is my wife, she's the best I could do with the phone I had at the time" :D ;)
     
  17. _Matt macrumors 6502

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    That's funny, I only get laid after I'm forced to put my iPhone away.
     
  18. Surely Guest

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    Yeah, it was.

    It was worth it again and again and again.......:p
     
  19. definitive macrumors 68000

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    why? it's easier for a woman to get laid than it is for a man.

    ex:
    confident man approaches woman, has a high chance of getting laid.
    non-confident man - almost zero chance of getting laid.

    non-confident woman - doesn't have to do anything. can get laid simply because of her vagina.
    confident woman - doesn't have to do anything. can get laid simply because of her vagina.
     
  20. nvelker macrumors member

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    Hysterical.
     
  21. appleguy123 thread starter macrumors 603

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    I made a sensational headline, but I think it's more a mark of the people who buy an iPhone rather than the phone itself. Like people who own Apple products live in a way that is more appealing than Android users. I know that that is an insane stereotype, but look at the people who have iPhones. Hipsters, those in the music business, creatives, and artists.
     
  22. JayLenochiniMac macrumors G5

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    And my wife keeps using the iPhone.
     
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