Having an iPhone really does get you laid.

[admanimal]

Keep in mind that all of these statistics were compiled from OK Cupid users, so they aren't necessarily representative of the general population.

 

[insidmal]

that's not very much... a dozen by 30? .. that's what.. 1 a year if you wait till legal age to have sex (who does that?)

and if you really are surprised about women having more partners then men, you don't go out much...


@OP: .. I just came to this forum to post that story, but you beat me to it, lol

 

[spillproof]

Sextime. Or is it Facetime?

 

[scwinsett]

Correlation Is Not Causation

 

[Statusnone88]

The iPhone 4 has definitely improved my sex life. Now instead of having the drag the big, bulky HD camcorder out I just pick up my iPhone 4 from the night stand and PRESTO! Instant first person home made pornographic films. Fun to share with friends and family while trying to show them how NEAT the pictures your new iPhone takes.

Disclaimer: do not let your friends play with your camera roll and forget there's videos of your girlfriend on there. Take it from me...

 

[redman042]

Buying my wife an iPhone 4 got me laid

 

[Surely]

Buying my wife an iPhone 4 got me laid

^^^Win.


My wife buying me an iPhone got me laid.

^^^Win win.

 

[appleguy123]

Buying my wife an iPhone 4 got me laid

Does your wife have 13 iPhone 4's? Otherwise she's treating you wrong. Ask for a fair price.

^^^Win.


My wife buying me an iPhone got me laid.

^^^Win win.

Talk about having your cake and eating it too!

 

[Surely]

Talk about having your cake and eating it too!

Oh, and we had chocolate cake for dessert tonight (from SusieCakes in Brentwood).

 

[molala]

Reminds me of a friend of mine (an attractive woman) who blurted out in a crowded restaurant, "I'll do anything for an iPhone!" I had to gently remind her she was already married.

Of course, this was two years ago. Now nearly everyone has an iPhone, so the screening doesn't end there. But an iPhone AND chocolate cake? Now we're talking .

 

[Wicked1]

And my wife keeps using the iPhone.

Have her download the Vibrating Massager for Free, that is how I got my wife to join me on AT&T with the iPhone, however being married and 42 did not help with the more Sex though

 

[Mr Bigs]

This statement kinda bothers me. Who says anyone has to be married by any certain age or how many sexual partners is an appropriate number. My father didn't marry my mother until he was 49, I was born when he was 50.

You think thats normal? How old was your mom and most people don't want to be paying for college at 68 years old or playing catch at 55.

 

[HasanDaddy]

Whoa. Yes!

I just don't see a phone, even an iphone, being all that much of a status symbol anymore. At least not enough to get you laid!

Now if we were talking a Star Tac back when I was in high school this might be a different story.

Dearest SophiaLee - that was so hilarious, I spit my drink out upon reading - MacBook not doing good, but I'm happy

why? it's easier for a woman to get laid than it is for a man.

ex:
confident man approaches woman, has a high chance of getting laid.
non-confident man - almost zero chance of getting laid.

non-confident woman - doesn't have to do anything. can get laid simply because of her vagina.
confident woman - doesn't have to do anything. can get laid simply because of her vagina.

Another post I've spit my drink out over - this is the best thread on MacRumors.... EVER... even better than when they announced the 17" PowerBook....

 

[Surely]

Really? You really spit your drink on your MB? Pics or it didn't happen.

Did you lol or rotfl too?

 

[Blue Velvet]

But having an iPhone — and then posting about it on a tech forum — subtracts the equivalent probability of a shag from your scores, sending them into negative figures in some cases.

 

[Mr.LongJohn]

my iphone perfectly navigates me to the next brothel... so yes, it does get me laid

 

[Bobby Corwen]

I have gotten laid just from the iBeer app.

 

[KidStallyn]

12 sexual partners at age 30? Shouldn't most people be married by then?

Nobody said they weren't married......I'm just sayin'.....

 

[Bobby Corwen]

Nobody said they weren't married......I'm just sayin'.....

oooooooooooooooooooooohhh!!!

 

[Mr.LongJohn]

guys guys guys!!!
I just found out that these people might actually be married

 

[vincenz]

I made a sensational headline, but I think it's more a mark of the people who buy an iPhone rather than the phone itself. Like people who own Apple products live in a way that is more appealing than Android users. I know that that is an insane stereotype, but look at the people who have iPhones. Hipsters, those in the music business, creatives, and artists.

There was a report not too long ago that found that Republicans actually have more sex than Democrats.

 

[Jaro65]

I am actually surprised that women have more avg sexual partners than men

I also found that a bit unexpected. Though without knowing how large the sample size was, it is impossible to say whether the result has any statistical significance.

 

[topmounter]

Is that simultaneous sexual partners or total?

And having switched to an Android handset from the iPhone recently, the male number for Android seems WAY high.

 

[molala]

guys guys guys!!!
I just found out that these people might actually be married

I am actually surprised that women have more avg sexual partners than men

apparently wives are more likely to get away with infidelity during every World Cup. might also be true during every iPhone launch.

 

[Hyata]

This statement kinda bothers me. Who says anyone has to be married by any certain age or how many sexual partners is an appropriate number. My father didn't marry my mother until he was 49, I was born when he was 50.

You have my sympathy. Who in their right mind has children at the age of 50 other than Larry king and we all know how that turned out.