Where did I say anything about "objective" reviews or reviews by people who bought a HomePod (as opposed to someone who was given an early release review unit)? I'm speaking specifically to the numerous people who have stated tech reviewers aren't equipped to review audio. It's not their primary focus, they don't have the experience and they don't have the test equipment to do a proper review (like measuring the frequency response of the HomePod). They want to see reviews done by the audio-centric sites.
Interesting how the people getting those "early review" units have all criticized Siri. Some very harshly. So it doesn't appear any of them are toning down their reviews because they're afraid of getting future review units from Apple. Otherwise the ENTIRE review should be positive, not half the review (the sound half). That pretty much squashes the "Apple only gives units to those who will give glowing reviews" conspiracy people always float.
You just posted a hard poke at those who "can't have it both ways" as if the negative slights rule out any use of HP because they are both claiming it's for and not for audiophiles.
What I've generally seen in all this debate is that some- including myself- are seeing through Apple-controlled demo news and pre-release "reviews" such that we want to wait for (especially) the audio review press to do OBJECTIVE reviews. They can't do that until they possess one and the vast majority of that space doesn't seem to be on Apple's pre-release comp list. An objective mind might wonder why not? It's primarily a speaker. Wouldn't the audio press be the best place to seek reviews of "best quality sound" instead of tech press (where one of the first spent her first couple of paragraphs thoroughly disclaiming her audio hardware knowledge) and entities like the WSJ, whose pages tend to be filled with stock market info instead of AV hardware reviews.
As to the apparent undermining of "pre-release" crits not aligning with the "Apple only gives units <to friends>" concepts, there's less there than the extremes you imply. The crits are generally soft, often remedied within the very same "review" by the "reviewer" (which is always suspect) with various "just one software update away" type references. Objective reviews will focus on what comes out of the box, not what the product might become sometime in the future if Apple updates the software to do more things.
You are obviously a massive fan. Take the Apple logo off of this product. Imagine it as a Samsung smart speaker instead. Now apply the very same soft crits to it: not as smart as competitors, not able to sync up for stereo out of the box, not whole home out of the box, etc. Are you in these threads throughly selling a Samsung HomePod like you are selling an Apple HomePod... or are you shredding it for the known shortcomings, generally soft as they are? (rhetorical, I can easily guess the answer to that question).
Pre-release demo news and pre-release reviews need some crits to sound credible. Else, they would appear to be an (even more obvious) extension of Apple marketing. The crits I've seen tend to be soft, easily remedied if Apple does stuff in the future to remedy them. What we'll see AFTER 2/9 are reviews based on the "as is," not on the "how great it may become*"
None of this is meant to put HP down. From what I've seen so far, I'm increasingly convinced it will likely sound best of the smart speaker segment myself. Nevertheless, I still see right through spinning it up based on demo news and pre-release "reviews." Those who have similar questions can just stand by for a few more days and then likely get to see real reviews... WHICH may be just as- if not more- flattering OR may fill in some blanks that are generally dodged or marginalized by friends and fans of Apple.
*if Apple follows through on various updates to make it do all of what we are imagining it could do.