Ah I remember watching TV on the phone with friends.
It’s worse, today. With the stuff like Kingsmen or whatever it’s called, you have kids that look like they would freeze up or run at the first sign of aggression running around Chuck Norris’ing. Remember the journalist that cried after trying out an AR-15? He said it caused PTSD and was too intense for him? That sounds more fitting for those soft doughy actors than any sort of badass. I’ve seen people that look like that in too many real-life robbery or shooting videos and the reality is they are greater cowards than a scripted portrayal could possibly convey. It’s my personal experience with their type as well, and I’m talking about people easily twice my mass 🙄
I really can’t stand the shovel-loads of westerns from the 50’s into the 70’s. I can say, however, that I’ve never seen a bad portrayal of a cowboy from that era. Hell, the only Jack Palance role that I find fitting was his cowboy in Shane. I was just watching a show like Bonanza or Gunsmoke or the Rifleman while waiting at the DMV and I was reminded just how convincing these cheesy shows were. I know they’re not historically accurate and they do ham it up when it comes to the theatrics like being shot and flying through a window. At the same time, the gritty actors and extremely strong lines they deliver have so well painted a picture of the west that when I think back to history of that era it is with such actors and film grain. I do believe that if there were motion picture cameras in that era, it would look exactly like what we see in The Big Trail. (Obviously excusing the use of backdrops). Granted, there were plenty of people that actually experienced the Oregon Trail-era that were living when that movie was made, they weren’t the young actors. Those young actors did a fine job making one wonder if they grew up slinging six-shooters and jerking meats, though.
How about the Scorpio killer in Dirty Harry? His performance is one that I use to illustrate somebody who is so great in a particular role that I can’t possibly see the actor under the character. He’s not a one-note actor, either, since he has performed equally fine in other roles.
Hill Street Blues was full of hit-and-miss roles. Yes it is one of the cheesy shows you mentioned but TV was almost never cheese-free. Almost everybody had a shot in that series. Jonathan Frakes, Meg Tilly, David Caruso, James Avery, Linda Hamilton AND Michael Bean, Alley Sheedy, Cuba Gooding Jr. all appeared and those are just the few I can remember. It was like every episode had somebody and now every time I’m watching a movie and I see a familiar face, I’ve recognized them from guess where.
Sometimes these actors are just actors: extras. Sometimes, though, their performance is so compelling that it really becomes hard to see the actor beneath. Give it a watch and tell me that you aren’t convinced that Meg Tilly is a well-tread prostitute.
Today…well they have girls with fewer beans rolling around the old tin can than Mila Kunis or Megan Fox delivering hyper-technical lines as if they didn’t study all night just to say a three-syllable word. I’m not convinced that the people you see in real life saying things like “it’s chicken. Chicken of the sea” would be delivering verbose monologues about the poetic justices of one’s duplicity being their comeuppance.
Basically every 21st century movie is
this.