Well a sizable minority seems to be unspoken for in this thread. Let's see what I can do about that.
First most here has said that while they don't despise it, they don't have a particular use for it. Is it not fair to say it's a fairly useless device then? I mean, it's really just a toy or an indulgence. A toy that will be completely unusable in 2 years when it's battery dies, and the inevitable replacement comes out. A toy that can't be realistically used as a phone, or as a computer, but only as a dumb terminal that lets its dumb user absorb content like a mindless drone. A toy that's filled with toxic chemicals that will end up in a landfill, or going up some poor Chinese kids lungs when his parents are smoldering the thing apart, trying to get what they can of the precious metals. A toy that will keep those lucky enough to afford one busy from thinking about the real problems in the world, that aren't being covered anyway because the media is too busy talking about this new toy. I'd say that's pretty freaking contemptible right there.
/now let me see where I put that flame retardant suit of mine