Human Milk Ice Cream Goes On Sale

[Sydde]

Can't let the thread go without this semi-relevant classic NSFSUSBs (or W) video.

 

[Sydde]

Oh no! The Westminster council has confiscated all the breast milk ice cream "for testing". What next, will they take away our fugu?

 

[b0blndsy]

I want the milking job where to I apply?

They got machines for this i guess

 

[RodoLana]

Technically, they should call it "Human Milk Gelato", not ice cream.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelato

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_breast_milk#Composition

 

[Pink∆Floyd]

Abstract check out my sig bro

 

[jimN]

They missed a trick by not calling it: "Yummy Mummy" - the name I always said I'd use if I started selling the milk from the milk bank on the unit I used to work on.

You should be able to make up different types of ice cream depending on whether you are using foremilk, hindmilk or colustrum - although the latter is a quite yellow and people tend to find that a little off putting.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Only if she's hot, and the nips don't look like pancakes.

Abstract check out my sig bro

Two wrongs still make a wrong.

Nipples are nipples, and hardly (snicker) vary.

Areola can come in many diameters.

Anatomy - 101.

 

[Tomorrow]

Nipples are nipples, and hardly (snicker) vary.

Actually, like so many other...things...they are not all created equal.

 

[Amazing Iceman]

Consuming a complete strangers bodily fluids...seriously, wtf

Do you know the cows that provide your current dairy products? I don't think so!

Still, it may not be a good idea to meet the donors...

 

[Jett0516]

freash human breast milk with a bowl of cereal........yummy.

 

[Melrose]

£14 a pop? Talk about milking all you can get from the customer. I sure hope it doesn't suck.

 

[kalsta]

Just wait until cows start demanding equal pay with humans. Then all ice cream is going to cost this much.

 

[Blue Velvet]

Oh no! The Westminster council has confiscated all the breast milk ice cream "for testing".

So the testing is over and the result?

We boobed… council health chiefs admit breast milk ice cream is safe to eat

Westminster confiscated the Baby Gaga flavour at Icecreamists following two complaints from the public and sent it away to test for viral infections including hepatitis.

The ice cream consists of breast milk blended with vanilla pods and lemon zest. Parlour founder Matt O'Connor, 44, had insisted he had taken "every possible precaution" with the flavour and Westminster today said that it can go back on sale.

It comes after pop star Lady Gaga last week began legal proceedings against Icecreamists claiming that the ice cream is "nausea-inducing" and "intended to take advantage of [her] reputation and goodwill".

Mr O'Connor, who previously led direct action group Fathers 4 Justice, said: "Breast milk is not dangerous and Westminster council confiscated our product in the full knowledge that we had done all the proper tests.

"We are considering taking legal action because this has damaged our reputation. They should have waited until they got the tests back before saying our product could have been a risk to the public."

Westminster's food safety manager, Richard Block, said: "We have now received confirmation from the lab that the product did not contain any harmful bacteria or viruses. Our investigation into the safety of the product is now over.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/stand...admit-breast-milk-ice-cream-is-safe-to-eat.do

That must be a weight off their chest.

 

[kalsta]

It comes after pop star Lady Gaga last week began legal proceedings against Icecreamists claiming that the ice cream is "nausea-inducing" and "intended to take advantage of [her] reputation and goodwill".

Perhaps Lady Gaga has a point. She did it first. She built her whole career on being 'nausea-inducing'!