I Hate The Apple Watch

Discussion in 'Apple Watch' started by DadBod630, Jan 18, 2016.

  1. DadBod630 macrumors regular

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    #1
    • Its too slow.
    • I have to touch the screen twice to make it do anything.
    • Its too heavy.
    • Its too big.
    • It doesn't have an option to not show what your texts show.
    • IT takes too long to charge.
    • It invites me to get robbed when I walk through the "ghetto" part of town.
    • My wife divorced me when she was saw my girlfriend texting me on the watch.
    • watch OS 2 deleted all my iPhone apps.
     
  2. exxxviii macrumors 65816

    exxxviii

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    #2
    • It burns my wrist.
    • The screen is never on when I want it to be.
    • It is too expensive.
     
  3. Armen macrumors 604

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    • It makes my fillings pick up Beats 1 Radio
    • The Fitbit crowd turned their back on me
    • I slap myself uncontrollably with the hand it's worn on
     
  4. Goatllama macrumors 6502a

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    • MI6 still won't approve my application
    • My reflection on the watch face looks ugly
    • The digital crown sounds like an alarm clock when I turn it
     
  5. Armen macrumors 604

    Armen

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  6. DJTJ macrumors regular

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    • I'm still not Dick Tracy, no matter how hard I try
     
  7. Denmac1 macrumors 6502a

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    Really?

    • Too slow compared to what?
    • Maybe a little firmer touch might help. I don't have this issue.
    • Don't have a problem with it on my wrist. Are you a smaller person?
    • See above..
    • ?????
    • Takes less time than my iPad and it's pretty quick.
    • Stay out of that part of town..
    • Probably deserved that...Cheater!
    • Don't think so...

    Do you really own a watch or is this a joke?

    Maybe this needs to go to Wasteland.....Mods?
     
  8. T5BRICK macrumors 604

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    I always laugh when I see these complaints. It's lighter than many automatic watches. It's also smaller than many of those same automatic watches.

    I'm sure the next version will be better, but even then I'm still on the fence about buying one.
     
  9. Cassady macrumors 6502a

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    Wooossshhhhh!

    * It doesn't glow in the dark.

    * It's magnetic.

    * It's not shark-proof.

    * My left arm is now bigger than my right from the weight of lifting it, to check...

    * Notifications that make me feel tense from all the work I must do.

    * People don't give it enough attention.
     
  10. Ticocg59 macrumors member

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    #12

    sell it then...
     
  11. Goatllama macrumors 6502a

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    • No one wants to buy it
     
  12. Cassady macrumors 6502a

    Cassady

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    * Because it STILL doesn't float.
     
  13. LewisChapman macrumors 6502a

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    This is a known bug with the latest update - file a report here.

    My girlfriend caught me sexting her mother - if it wasn't for that dastardly watch and it's meddling notifications!
     
  14. Goatllama macrumors 6502a

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    Maybe they should hire a certain clown to engineer floating watches.......
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  15. jasie02 macrumors 6502a

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    Apple Watch love me.
    Work great, and all my traditional watch and Casio/Timex have not see sunlight for months. What other option do I have if I don't use AW, none, zip, null.....
    It is never about what you could not have, it is about what is available now for you to get.
     
  16. nightcap965 macrumors 6502a

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    Girls don't immediately start disrobing when they see me wearing my Apple Watch.
    My Apple Watch didn't help me win the Powerball lottery.
    Despite my purchase of an Apple Sport Watch, I still can't run marathons.

    Just what is Mr. Cook going to do about it?
     
  17. telefono macrumors 6502

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    ^ I thought I should contribute to your thread :)
     
  18. BlueMoon63 macrumors 68000

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    You contributed more than most so far. :) You can feel yourself getting dumber reading some of the posts, but I am going to assume it is all humor and some whining.
     
  19. CobraPA macrumors 6502

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    That's ok, PM me and I'll tell you where to ship it!
     
  20. Rok73 macrumors 65816

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    #23
    Too big for a toddler, yeah.

    And too heavy? Aren't you able to carry a 25 grams watch case (38mm)? Do you even lift bro?
     
  21. handerson8816 macrumors newbie

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  22. FrisbeeK9 macrumors 6502a

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    I hope it's humor because I'm still wondering why someone that hates the Apple Watch bothers to post on the forum.
     

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