I Hate The Apple Watch

[JohnApples]

You can't control what people think of you. Somebody might call you an idiot just for having the watch. Somebody called me a "sheep" for having one. I couldn't care less about how somebody else feels about the way I spend my money, LOL.

People will always jump to conclusions in order to satisfy their views...buy the watch. Return if you don't like the look...nobody else...I would wear that.

I know I didn't add the /s tag, but I thought the sarcasm theme in this thread was pretty clear lol. Anyway, don't worry, I don't care what people think of my color choices. Thank you, though!

 

[IphoneIssues]

I know I didn't add the /s tag, but I thought the sarcasm theme in this thread was pretty clear lol. Anyway, don't worry, I don't care what people think of my color choices. Thank you, though!

I couldn't tell if you were sarcastic or not because there were people seriously posting discussions and replies on this forum about being afraid to buy a certain color because they were men.

 

[macbookhair]

They seem to attract bees when the screen is on, which is downright dangerous if you ask me.

I'm surprised Johnny Hive didn't think that aspect through more carefully.

 

[newlifer]

1. if you own an iPhone why do you need a watch?
2. you get another gadget to charge all the time
3. fitbit is cool, apple watch isn't
4. steve jobs would have killed the whole department..
5. useless overpriced piece of crap
6. thinner new watch will be a 2nd failure
7. no lifespan, its for a couple of years until the new one

 

[Ulenspiegel]

Your last sentence made me smile as I remember some here, who even "threw away" their Rolexes, Omegas, because the AW turned out to be a "better watch". These people even dared comparing reputable classical watches with this gadget.

 

[newlifer]

lets all celebrate a new era of endless buying, charging and updating. charge the iPhone. charge the macbook. charge the apple watch. and now with iphone7 charge the earbuds. after a couple of years all devices are slow and crippled so buy new ones. lets all embrace that future..

 

[Caromsoft]

I hate the Apple Watch because when I raise my arm it causes all the Apple haters around me heads to explode. I have lost so many friends...so many friends...

 

[nemker]

First reaction: cheap looking
2nd reaction: ugly

 

[macbookhair]

First reaction: "Where are all those bees coming from?"
Second reaction: "OUCH!!"

 

[JPLC]

* Don't know how to type a bullet point with it...

 

[IphoneIssues]

I hate Apple Watch because I am forced to perform on-the-spot, every time somebody sees me with mine and asks what I use it for...

I hate Apple Watch because I cannot stop setting aside money every week for bands...

 

[Borin]

First reaction: "Where are all those bees coming from?"
Second reaction: "OUCH!!"

 

[gkarris]

No 4K video and Dolby HD 10.3 - what was Apple thinking?

 

[macbookhair]

I hate mine. You're supposed to be able to change the bands but mine seems to be stuck on The Beatles all the goddamn time.

 

[bigjnyc]

Lol I think the funniest posts were the ones of folks who took this serious, some people really don't have a sarcasm meter at all and humor flies over their heads lol.