And the cash cow iPhone hasn’t a clue how to evolve, cue the rumoured 17 Air following on from the 16E, both of which nobody is asking for.
Forgive me, but how is that any different than the Cashcow iPod from back in the day, which also went through plenty of absolutely bizarre and weird phases and designs? Even more than the iPhone I would say.
Just look at the iPod nano…
First, there was the super scratchableplastic one, then the colored aluminum one, then the short fat one, then the tall skinny one, then the one with the camera Apple wanted to replace the flip, then the proto-Watch one, then the one that looked like a teeny tiny iPhone.
Or even the shuffle, there was a stick of gum, there was the one without buttons that absolutely everyone hated, then there was the one that brought back the buttons.
Even the regular iPod had its line of weird strange decisions, remember the third generation that cut all of the buttons off of the scroll wheel and turn them into glowing orange touch capacitive ones? And then they reverted that decision just a year later?
Or… Does literally anyone remember the HP iPod? That was a thing. iPods sold by Hewlett Packard, with HP logos on them, that Apple completely refused to service.
These were all very real, very weird and completely inconsistent.
Compared to that, the iPhone is *very* consistent and knows exactly what it is.