I believe that would require him to not visit these forums ever again, as EVERY thread is nothing but nitpicking people who are actually looking for things wrong with their phone.
I haven't received my iPhone 4 yet, but as long as the proximity sensor isn't a dud I will never return it.....It's a phone....made by humans....not gods.
As you don't have your phone and aren't experiencing issues - I'm sorry you find your experience reading these forums annoying. People have legitimate issues. Not everyone - but enough.
EVERYONE has a choice to read or not to read. Blame the poster all you want. But no one has a gun to your head forcing you to read OR reply.