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If you could say just one thing to Steve Jobs...

Lacero said:
Make a 2-button mouse, dumb-ass.
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He heard you and he listened, fast! maybe he's going to go through this thread introducing the products in order one per week :rolleyes:
 
"Excuse me sir, this is the express line and you've got more than 10 items... and NOT ONE OF THEM IS A FRIGGIN UPGRADED POWERBOOK!"


"No, sir, you have to press the RIGHT keypad button to OK your purchase, not keep double-clicking on the left one..."


"Excuse me sir, could you move your Aluminum Powerbook out of the way? It keeps blocking my wireless barcode scanner's signal..."


"Price check on 4, mock turtleneck soup!"
 
My dad and I saw him last year after the Macworld SF Keynote speech, getting into his shiny new BMW by the back door of the building. There was NO ONE there except us, not even security... We just yelled hi. He looked at us but didn't say anything, and left.

oh well, it was still fun :)
 
mpw said:
"If you bump me with that trolley one more time I'm gonna' ram this ***kin' register up your....oh hey it's you, it is you isn't it, hey everyone it's Steve. Hey I loved Nemo, when's the sequel coming out?"
<<turns back to the register and continues with shopping. Starting quietly and building louder and louder with others around the registers and packing area joining in>>

"Two button mouse, two button mouse, two button mouse...etc"

<<pays and leaves>>

As Steve pulls out of the parking lot from no-where I dive across the hood of his car stare maniacally through the windshield and scream "WITH A SCROLL WHEEL"

<<falls from fast accelerating car>>

My work is done here.
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No sooner screamed than done!

What do you want next, I'll do my best.
 
Never underestimate the power of Jersey :p

For your next trick, can you give me some of the tax money you saved? :D
 
"Steve, Intel and TCPA is the path of the Dark Side. I'm extremely disappointed in you. I wish you well, but I won't be buying any of those computers. Why did you cave in? Microsoft envy?"
 
IJ Reilly said:
Imagine I'm Steve Jobs. Imagine you find yourself standing behind me in the checkout line at the Whole Foods Market. A big time Mac fan. A loyal Apple customer. You've got about 60 seconds to say that one thing to that you've always wanted Uncle Steve to hear. What would it be?
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Please continue to support legacy applications and data (Classic).
 
.mac sync errors

joshuawaire said:
Can you get someone to fix my .Mac sync errors, it's only been six months?
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You know, I've been fighting that myself. iCal on my laptop just refuses to sync with .Mac and my other Mac. Just spent 2 hours looking for some preference somewhere that maybe I had wrong. Laughed (with relief) when I just got the e-mail notification with your response in it.

Thanks!

:)
 
cwright said:
My dad and I saw him last year after the Macworld SF Keynote speech, getting into his shiny new BMW by the back door of the building. There was NO ONE there except us, not even security... We just yelled hi. He looked at us but didn't say anything, and left.

oh well, it was still fun :)
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That's hilarious. I guess all available security was guarding the curtains over Apple's booth. :)

For such a icon, he leads a rather private life nowdays. You never see pictures of his kids or his wife in anything. I can't say I blame him!
 
jsalzer said:
You know, I've been fighting that myself. iCal on my laptop just refuses to sync with .Mac and my other Mac. Just spent 2 hours looking for some preference somewhere that maybe I had wrong. Laughed (with relief) when I just got the e-mail notification with your response in it.

Thanks!

:)
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Not to pull this thread off topic, but Dorothy over at Apple's .Mac support boards will be glad to help you with sync issues, unless of course your like me and your issues were related solely to your account on Apple's .Mac syncronization server. Good luck. ;)

http://discussions.info.apple.com/webx?14@500.qxzXamhfRun.1@.68b12ca4
 
Thanks for changing my life and opening up a whole new world which is truly fascinating. I think you've made a significant dent in the universe. Well done.
 
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