Uh, no. Because it's not. Next question.
People wanted:
Old keyboard system (even ignoring the reliability problem, the new keyboards feel gross to type on. the new ones are still super loud, too.)
The old, smaller trackpad (new one is too big - lots of accidental input)
Ports - USB-C is great, but 20 years of legacy won't vanish overnight. Having the ability to hook up my stuff without dongles is essential
The stupid ****ing touch bar to go away - Transitioning from typing on keys to touching glass mid-sentence is just gross.
A resolution bump - the 15" MBPR still has the reduced effective resolution of the original Retina MacBook Pro.
Core count bump - delivered
32GB of ram - delivered
Pricing reduced to 2015 levels - nope, a semi-decent largely base 15" config is still well over $3000. A bit much for a fairly terrible laptop.