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It also behooves you to go and take something expensive of his. You, know, just in case you don't get you phone back...or, even if you do. At least slash the prick's tires.
 
That might be the dumbest roommate I have ever heard of. Good job catching the idiot. Now make sure to bring back loud girls in the middle of the night during his week of finals.
 
<3 this thread. It's better than most TV dramas, or in the case of the room mate, comedies. I can't wait to hear the end!
 
Hahaha what a noob your room-mate is!!

Flush his head down the toilet when you bust him...

haha, what a great post. Seriously though, this is one really stupid story, just waiting for the OP to update us.
 
hmm maybe the thread starter's already been killed by his roommate?

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( ............................ :apple:
 
I hope not, I haven't anticipated anything this exciting since the series finale of Battlestar Galactica.
 
hahaha this is one of the most ridiculous threads i've ever seen. how dumb does that kid have to be to think he can get away with stealing something from someone and using it right in front of them every day? to be honest...it doesn't say that much about your intelligence either for having to ask on here what to do about it or even for living with someone that dumb in the first place.
 
Awesome story...Glad you were able to find your phone! Hopefully you don't get murdered by your roommate...
 
Can't wait to hear back from the OP.

Haha, what if the dumb@ss denies it!?

Hurry OP and update! MR will guide you on your next decision. :D
 
I'm thinking I'm gonna call shenanigans on this thread. I don't think anybody could be that stupid.
 
I do hope your roommate isn't at uni or some sort of education establishment.

Clearly he isn't the sharpest tool in the draw.

You'd be surprised at the number of absolutely moronic people who glide through college with ease. I'm a hiring manager for a small business in Seattle and can tell you that my best hirees and hardest workers are high school graduates. I'm not knocking college grads as I'm one myself, but so many of them feel entitled to the point they are lazy, uneducated (in a common sense manner, not college textbook manner - although the latter may be disputed as well) and generally very annoying to converse with, poor grammar, bad spellers, etc. Reminds me of the movie Idiocracy. A college degree these days definitely isn't what it used to be when my grandparents were my age.
 
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