I will (see below), but why? The dude who started this thread uses his machine for business purposes. He bought the best warranty and service plan available to him at the time.
I don't think you quite understand what I'm talking about here. We are only a small firm of about 35 employees (we were closer to 25 employees when I had my run-in with Dell service). We buy maybe eight new machines a year at most. We are not a large corporate client and we're not talking about services that require some special kind of corporate contract (we have never been on a Dell support contract). We're talking about a pro-level warranty offered to anyone buying Dell equipment.
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Well, that much is clear to me. Apple's consumer offering (also its small-business offering) is a slightly-less unprofessional in-store version of the Geek Squad tartted up with a wood-vaneer storefront and a clownish self-aggrandizing name. AppleCare offers a warranty extension and maybe a number to call for help, but that is about it.
Apple certainly doesn't offer anything close to a professional level support plan unless you are buying coverage
for at least 200 devices at once.