And you're communicating with me, now that's impressive? Believe it or not, Apple doesn't see itself as the reliable supplier of completely backward compatible Macs for the sake of uninterrupted workflows. They see themselves as innovators. And they've learned one thing about innovation. If you want to introduce something new, you've got to get rid of the old.
The desktop PC was never able to finish the transition from color-coded PS/2 ports to more versatile USB ports, because motherboard manufacturers feared the loss of a customer and keyboard makers used the old plugs as long as there were dedicated ports for them on the motherboards. If nobody wants to break compatibility, everybody keeps stuck in the past forever. And customers don't benefit either, instead of a short transition period with usb-to-ps2 adapters, they got a never ending relationship with ps2-to-usb adapters included with every Logitech mice they bought. And it still won't work when you mix purple with turquoise.
Sometimes you've got to decide (or rather let Apple decide), if you want to be compatible with the past or with the future. Instead of complaining about too many useless USB-C ports and no useful USB-A ports, you should all be glad that Apple has the courage™ to let such atrocities die. It's always the same story, Function keys are no different. And if you don't feel like living in the future, go back to Windows!