I'll explain how you lost, then.
You accept that no Mac laptop has been slow in years, especially since Apple Silicon.
It isn't a scandal or a problem unless the actual people buying the actual laptop are inconvenienced or notice. They haven't been.
I fully expect it's selling in amazing numbers, and in a few months we will not discover there has been a backlash where they are not.
Unless there's something concrete and tangible for actual users of a base model MBA to complain about, there isn't an actual problem happening.
In the meantime, you and everyone are free to NOT BUY the base model MBA, which most people on these forums wouldn't anyway...because if you are interested enough to be here, you are not the target audience.
game. set. match. thanks for playing.