iOS 26 Speculation Thread

[greg624]

Because you asked sooo nicely…

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ChatGPT response lmao

 

[Pearsey]

ChatGPT response lmao

Who?

 

[dwrufus53]

Because you asked sooo nicely…

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Thanks. A "Sunday" beta release seems odd.

 

[yukari]

Thanks. A "Sunday" beta release seems odd.

I seriously doubt it will be released on Sunday. If the email is genuine, perhaps he thought @Pearsey's time zone was behind CA time zone and meant Monday CA time, which would be Sunday - if he thought @Pearsey's time zone was behind CA time zone (which is not, it is actually ahead of CA time zone)?

 

[Pearsey]

Thanks. A "Sunday" beta release seems odd.

 

[greg624]

Who?

ChatGPT—likes to use em dashes a lot. That’s why I said it was a ChatGPT response lol. Not sure if this is satire or not 😂

 

[greg624]

I know Craig responds to emails, but blatantly announcing a beta release date raises red flags because how often is that done? Lol

 

[greg624]

Well even ChatGPT said it’s real, sorry I doubted you @Pearsey

 

[iLuddite]

New Safari Tech Preview dropped, so that perhaps means new beta tomoz (less likely I reckon) or Monday 😊

 

[Reeneman]

Folks honestly… see you next week

 

[muntundombe]

Thanks. A "Sunday" beta release seems odd.

Vey odd indeed. I don’t remember such an event ever happening but I could be wrong.

 

[f12003_ga]

Sunday release haha how funny!

 

[Pearsey]

Just thought I’d update you all.

 

[yukari]

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Just thought I’d update you all.

I take that with a huge boulder of salt. Never has iOS been released on Sunday as most people have Sundays off.

 

[greg624]

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Just thought I’d update you all.

Wow! Seems to be moving so quickly on this macOS issue nobody knows about!

 

[adrianlondon]

Well, we'll know on Monday if Pearsey enters all our block lists or not 😁

I, for one, welcome our new Sunday releases.

 

[gank41]

They're "sign off on beta release x" could mean yeah it gets to us by Tuesday.. You know how office stuff works lol

 

[LutzRFrank]

Well, we'll know on Monday if Pearsey enters all our block lists or not 😁

I, for one, welcome our new Sunday releases.

• Sunday Evening in Cupertino (say 6–9 PM) → Monday morning 3–6 AM in Germany.

would be really weird

 

[adrianlondon]

• Sunday Evening in Cupertino (say 6–9 PM) → Monday morning 3–6 AM in Germany.

would be really weird

He probably means releasing it to developers internally at Apple who then have a day to do **** all test it, before releasing it to us on Tuesday.

 

[hovscorpion12]

Are we saying the email is real or made by Ai?

 

[huanbrother]

Are we saying the email is real or made by Ai?

250% AI.

 

[greg624]

Since we’re sending Craig emails I’m gonna send him one too.

 

[f12003_ga]

2 more days to go for next round of a beta! Can’t wait

 

[greg624]

I wasn’t playing. Figured I wouldn’t get any response though 🤣

 

[iLuddite]

I wasn’t playing. Figured I wouldn’t get any response though 🤣

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Guys, look! Craig responded 😍:

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