
Don't assume all Android phones are equal and Android owners are equal. If say all prices were equal, so you assume iOS will be more popular? That 65% difference is solely based on price? Your assumption only led you to arrogance. You assume us cheapskates or po' folks all desperately want an iPhone? We're not worthy, my master! We all don't know how to use our phones! We all really want iPhone because it is so user-friendly but we can't afford it! Boo hoo hoo!
There is nothing special owning an iPhone.
You don't magically become more special by owning one, remember that...

I have owned 15 different brands from 26 different phones or so. I have used six different OSes. Like phone reviewer, Michael Fisher, I currently dual wield Android and Windows Phone. I also have an iPad. I was on iOS jailbreaking when it was still on 1.1.4. Check my Android home screen. I'm probably more of a perfectionist than Steve Jobs. I can make a $30 phone have a better looking home screen than your $700 iPhone with the right launcher, wallpaper, icons pack, gesture shortcuts, and any other little tweak...
The real power comes from the phone user's mind. That's the secret similar to the best component of a camera is the photographer. I see people with expensive phones and they only utilitize 10% of its capabilities. Like Nick Vujicic says, attitude is everything. Don't ever assume that because I use Android, I'm cheap. But I am sometimes. Haha..
I prefer tinkering it to absolute perfection. I need my torrent apps. Arrrr! I need a file manager and multiple video codec player. I don't care about software updates that slows your iPhone down in three years. I don't care about it just works mantra, ecosystem, or MP4 converter programs. If you love iPhone, good for you. Here's a cookie. Apple waits years to add new features. Then Apple will reward their procrastination and reward your patience by charging you twice more than the competition.
This changes everything again. Weeeee!

iPhone lost market share to Android in every major market except one

This chart shows that Android customers might turn out to be surprisingly loyal in terms of the next phone they want to buy..

The Donald Trump-like tagline

^ That's the reason I want Android because it's NOT an iPhone! I hate iOS. That tagline describes why some of us choose Android.
I did want the iPhone 7 just for the hell of it. I was 90% sure a month ago I was going iPhone 7. But then the Note7 was announced and got intrigued by the potential of VR. I think iPhone 7 would still be a great option but I went screw that. Stupid idea. Waste of money. I already hate iOS and didn't want to be stuck with the Kim Kardashian phones of the mobile industry. Apple can continue to make money but they no longer want to make a dent in this universe. Went for a company that thinks BIGGER...
Aim high, kids.

