It’s been 48 hours since I ordered my phone now. I still don’t have my tracking information and Apple must have it, but the 23 phone reps that I have spoken to have told me they don’t have it yet. It is a conspiracy to keep me from tracking my phone. I have tried using reference search on the UPS website to find my tracking number and have failed. The 17 phone reps that I have spoken to can’t help me. They must be in cahoots with Apple to keep me from tracking my phone. I am John Smith of Boston, MA and because of that I deserve immediate gratification. Why aren’t they bowing down to my selfish needs? Do they know who I am? I told Apple that I am going to contest my credit card charge even though I know it’s illegal to do so if I don’t get my tracking number. I will not be denied. This phone is like a life saving kidney transplant. I need what I want when I want it or else. I made several long distance calls to China to try and get their flight ground team to break open the large pallets of phones to try and find mine to give it special attention. I want it wrapped in pillows. I want it in the cockpit with the flight captain being watched every second. I want the captain to be watched by an Apple representative and an armed guard to make sure there are no shenanigans. Is that too much to ask? It’s my phone and I will cry havoc if I want to. I just received an email that my expected delivery day is September 23rd. I am filing a lawsuit. This is Armageddon at its finest. I will have my phone at 8am on Friday or else! A one second delay is not tolerable. My petty instant gratification needs will be met by everyone involved with getting me my phone or I will sue them out of business. They will rue the day... they will rue it! #ItsJustAPhone