Neither are most of the folks here.I can do whatever I please, and will. I still have some Apple products, but I am not a fanboy who will buy a new Apple product that has almost zero innovative upgrades just to brag to my friends at Starbucks.
Weird flex on your part, but whatever makes you feel better I guess.
My XS is doing just fine; I may upgrade if I see a good enough deal and the update seems worth it. Or I may not.