No, I'm good. And while I realize you are implying that I'm illogical for feeling this way, or just basing this on knee-jerk reaction, and I totally understand the concept of subjectivity, I can say that, in my personal opinion, from all the hands-on demo pics and vids I've seen, they are the most unattractive iPhones Apple has ever made. Even removing orange and blue from the equation as the sort of "bold" color options and focusing purely on "safe" silver, notice the way the back ceramic shield charging panel doesn't match at all (even in Apple's own images). Not with the aluminum or antenna bands. It's definitely a...choice. And while I'm sure they're way more robust than any Pro model Apple has ever made, which is a good thing for consumers but I'm guessing mainly serves their own desire to lower warranty claims, all you have to do is compare stock images of the 17 Pro with ANY stock image of ANY prior Pro model iPhone and tell me with a straight face that it's a better looking phone.
Also, and not for nothing, but wasn't part of the rumored switch from titanium to aluminum to help shave weight? Honestly that's all I was looking forward to as an excuse to upgrade from my 15 PM. And that obviously didn't happen. So my guess is this is a fork in the design road for iPhone, with the Air model (which BTW I find very good looking but unfortunately hampered by the expected downgrades given it's thinness) leading toward future foldables and the Pro model leaning into it's chunkiness and going the way of Apple Watch Ultra.
But what do I know.