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Reception issue : Death Grip; death grip is actually when you masturbate too hard and it makes your penis lose sensitivity
Drop calls - AT&T; my service is great here, never dropped a call
Proximity sensor not working; seems to work fine to me
Wrong signal bars reporting (admitted by Apple); ok
Yellow spot on the screen; where?
Green spot on photos; where?
Slow Wifi; as fast as my pc
Poor Bluetooth performance; haven't experienced that
Not syncing with iTunes; sync mine twice a day
Facetime screen freeze; haven't had a chance to use it
Wrong indoor white balance; not experienced here, but if it did I wouldn't get med, 35mm film cameras don't white balance, and a lot of digital ones didn't for a long time - this is cell phone.. not a camera
Plays static when using Ipod in car; I listen to music on the ipod app in my car at least 3 times a day
Gets really hot when charging; as do all lithium ion devices
Poor battery life; battery life is amazing, actually
No valid SIM card; say what?
Wont answer calls; works for me
Crazy sound when receiving email or text message; same sound it played on my 3G
Camera freezes; only when it's cold out ;-) no, mine has never froze.. sorry?
No iCal MobileMe syncing; don't know about this, never been dumb enough to get suckered into buying mobileme
Safari crashing; stop looking at porn
and so on and so on...
and now...the glass cracks itself

; unlikely