Wrong wording. Not unintentional either, but no other phone has this issue. If it actually happened to you, maybe you wouldn't be putting the blame on me. There are phones just as thin (ie. GS5) with a reinforced steel frame that don't have these issues. Apple's simply hiding it like they do with all the issues they don't want to take blame for. I don't see how a design flaw is at the fault of the consumer. Never sat on it since it's never in my back pocket, no dings. Really don't know how it got there, except for being in my front pocket, which shouldn't cause bending as it is. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fanboy as much as the next guy, but this is a mistake on Apple's part and they shouldn't be blaming the consumer. "Don't put it in your pocket". Good idea.
I'll also be chatting with Apple online tonight to see if they're willing to budge. A lot of the times it depends on which Genius you deal with. I don't see anything immoral about this either.
Edit: Two and a half hours of chatting later, a Senior Apple Advisor made an exception for a replacement. At least it ended on good terms. Headed to the Apple Store for it tomorrow.