OK, so after an hour and a half on hold with AT&T this morning, I'm finally talking with someone. She's sweet, but clueless. After talking with her for 5 minutes, and explaining that I received an email saying that my current AT&T plan (a blue plan) is incompatable with the iPhone and needs to be upgraded, she asks me three stupid questions:
Are you trying to port a number? who's your current carrier? You Are!
Is your iPhone Activated? NO, Duh!
Oh, then would you like me to activate it?
EDIT: She just came back on the line to say that she can't upgrade my account, and needs to transfer my call to AT&T. Apparently she is with a call center that AT&T rented out for this iPhone launch, and these aren't actual AT&T employees.
EDIT2: She now says that the AT&T center isn't open now and I should call back. After telling her that I have already been on hold for 1.5 hours (which she's shocked to hear), I have been transferred to a supervisor. He is going to try to upgrade my plan, though technically he's not supposed to.
EDIT3: My existing cell phone, which I was talking to AT&T on, suddenly went dead, with a notice that "SIM Card Inactive", and now I just received an email saying that the process has been completes.
It just Activated!!!
Hang in there guys, I hope all of your problems are solved soon!