SEVEN YEARS LATER...
If you made the sex when the last person posted in here and a baby popped out 9 months later, that baby would now be six years old. They'd be old enough to play and understand a basic platformer, or Angry Birds. They'd be old enough to ask if they can watch Independence Day... and if you're feeling naughty you'd let them and make them continue watching even when they got bored.
In certain 'backwaters' they'd be old enough to marry their first cousin ....
But yeah - this has to be a record for thread resurrections.