USA: "How you doin?"
or... "yo" with a head nod
simple, direct, universal
Woof, Woof - Dawg

USA: "How you doin?"
or... "yo" with a head nod
simple, direct, universal
Woof, Woof - Dawg![]()
Pfft, bugger that.
If you love the Earth you'll use Australian English.
Example:
"Hello there friend, how are you this fine day?"
Becomes:
"G'Day Mate, howyagoin?"
A 52% reduction in characters. Boom.
Hey! We Americans make PERFECT sense with our use of language! Here's proof!:
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is it called "rush hour" when your car barely moves?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station . . .
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
Accurate estimate, act naturally, bitter sweet, bigger half, certain risk, clearly confused, Civil War, cold sweat, critical acclaim, crash landing, extended deadline, elementary calculus, even odds
.... yeah, we know what we're doin'!![]()
You forgot some.
Netball > Basketball
Rounders > Baseball
Eggchasing > Football
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I like the Australian accent/english too. It's different in its own way from American and British.
I wonder how does an American sound to you Aussies and Brits?
Ah, yes, basketball, a truly American pastime. Created in the US by Dr. Naismith.![]()
In early December 1891, Dr. James Naismith,[1] a Canadian physical education student and instructor at YMCA Training School[2] (today, Springfield College) in Springfield, Massachusetts, USA, sought a vigorous indoor game to keep his students occupied and at proper levels of fitness during the long New England winters to keep the students in shape.
Pfft, bugger that.
If you love the Earth you'll use Australian English.
Example:
"Hello there friend, how are you this fine day?"
Becomes:
"G'Day Mate, howyagoin?"
A 52% reduction in characters. Boom.
Aus: *slight head lift* "oi."
Boom.
It'd help liven up the Olympics, that's for sure....first team to score wins, losing team loses their heads. Now there's a sport.
The Royals are Germans as far as I'm concerned. You mark my (English) words, once they're behind closed doors it's all ein zwei drei and eating lots of bratwürstBut of course, the royalists are always right. It is, after all, the King's English. Speaking of which, why don't you folks get rid of that worthless piece of historical oddity, namely the monarchy. As far as I see it, it only serves as a drain on resources. It's high time you entered the 21st century.![]()
Speaking of which, why don't you folks get rid of that worthless piece of historical oddity, namely the monarchy. As far as I see it, it only serves as a drain on resources. It's high time you entered the 21st century.![]()
What I don't get is why in America you never find a bath in the bloody bathroom!
Boot = Trunk
This is why elephants never try to wear shoes.Boot = Trunk
It's not just me, then. That nasal twang makes me wince. Why do they do it? We're built the same. Well, from the neck up.Yes, you could be right but some American accents are painful to my ear like some women that talk through their noses heavily. I can't believe people could talk like that.
OK, I'm convinced. Let's have a president. In fact, send us yours. Any in living memory should do it. No, here's a better idea: you wait a couple of thousand years and you can have a history, too.... why don't you folks get rid of that worthless piece of historical oddity, namely the monarchy. As far as I see it, it only serves as a drain on resources. It's high time you entered the 21st century.![]()
UK: *brief nod, no eye contact*
Boom.
Isn't it hosted on Scottish servers?
You are Alex Salmond and I claim my £10 (Clydesdale notes of course)They're *all* Scottish servers - the Scots invented servers (along with the rest of the modern world)![]()
You are Alex Salmond and I claim my £10 (Clydesdale notes of course)![]()