I know you weren't referring to me, but I used the word "bizarre". I get about 7-9 hours with my "normal usage", stretched longer if needed. On the 15", I suppose it's conceivable to get a 2-17 hour variance. You could open a huge word file and just read for 17 hours. And then you could do some 4k editing with CPU and dGPU running full throttle for 2 hours. I've not come close to either end of that range, but I guess it's possible. The thing I find strange about their conclusions is that the MBP battery was too "inconsistent" to be recommended. These skylakes (and dGPU combination) will run high and low in the name of efficiency, giving us smaller footprint, etc. I would think they would have to give a no go to all skylake laptops because that's what the chip will do, maybe not to that degree, but wide variance nevertheless. My XPS had crazy swings too, but I understood that was the chip. Is CR's conclusion that other laptops are able to constrain the battery usage so that battery life stays within a certain band using the same skylakes?
I am not saying that these batteries (and chip combo) are without issue. They definitely require care and understanding. But not to the degree that they are just unusable. It's just a strange result they came to. Not to speak for Apple, but that probably also piqued their interest aside from the bad PR of course. No I'm not defending, I am just as curious as to how they concluded what they did, based on my month of experience.
My point in all of this is that we will find out more information from Apple, CR or both... Until that time, I'll refrain from adding to the discussion.