Ok, so it's been almost a week since the MacBook Pro 2016 was announced. Some people were disappointed, and they're voicing their opinion online. You're the new CEO of Apple. You've decided you need to create a new MacBook Pro to satisfy these users. What specs does it have? What specific processors, hard drives, memory, input devices, connectivity, etc? What does it look like? How big is the battery? How much does it weigh? And most importantly, how much does it cost? Remember, this machine must use technology reasonably expected to exist by 4Q2017, and it must obey the laws of physics.