Let's Talk About Masturbating

[rdowns]

Via Andrew Sullivan:

OkCupid produced ten charts about sex. Among them:

 

[Schtumple]

Well this is going to be a pretty loaded cannon of conversation, let's hope no-one overreacts and explodes.

Terrible mess that would be.

 

[DeaconGraves]

Side note: Mac Rumors' banner ads are really on point. The ad at the bottom of this thread was flashing "WASH YOUR HANDS".

 

[Mac'nCheese]

Guess what I'm doing right now.

 

[emaja]

I love polls like this. It clearly tells who the liars are

 

[jav6454]

Guess what I'm doing right now.

Playing poker?

 

[Intell]

Why talk about it, when you can do it?

 

[emaja]

Why talk about it, when you can do it?

So they can talk dirty to themselves?

 

[leekohler]

I always thought this was funny. Of course everyone has done it at least once.

 

[Mac'nCheese]

Playing poker?

No, I'm jerking off. I thought that would be clear from the thread title...

 

[rdowns]

Well this is going to be a pretty loaded cannon of conversation, let's hope no-one overreacts and explodes.

Terrible mess that would be.

Well played.

I always thought this was funny. Of course everyone has done it at least once.

a day?

 

[bartelby]

I always thought this was funny. Of course everyone has done it at least once.

What, had pomegranates?

 

[leekohler]

a day?

An hour.

What, had pomegranates?

No! They're out of season!

 

[eawmp1]

srry/ typiunngf abit off. riht hand bus7.

 

[oscillatewildly]

Good to see Atheists and Christians aren't really that far apart.

Cheers,
OW

 

[Sydde]

"I am not a witch."

 

[itsmemuffins]

Fap them fapping fappers.

 

[Dalton63841]

Good to see Atheists and Christians aren't really that far apart.

Cheers,
OW

Its the one thing they can all agree on.

 

[callmemike20]

I was just listening to Howard Stern and today was a replay. Some woman said she masturbates 3-4 times a day. Crazy.

I guess if you are married at the age of 13, then there really should never be a reason to masturbate, right?

 

[yg17]

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[MacNut]

And women always call men liars. Who is lying now.

 

[Huntn]

Via Andrew Sullivan:

OkCupid produced ten charts about sex. Among them:

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Maybe they were shy to admit it. Regarding the Hindus, Muslims, and jews, is masturbation a bigger no-no than it is in Christianity? With Muslim hangups, I could see that but Hindus and Jews?

 

[rdowns]

Maybe they were shy to admit it. Regarding the Hindus, Muslims, and jews, is masturbation a bigger no-no than it is in Christianity? With Muslim hangups, I could see that but Hindus and Jews?

I don't see any problem with leavened penis and the Jews except maybe during Passover.

 

[Abstract]

There's not enough grip on Jew penises for effective fapping.



Or so I hear.

 

[Moyank24]

And women always call men liars. Who is lying now.

I agree. I never understood what the big deal is and why women are so weirded out by talking about it.

But, yeah, sometimes we just need to take matters into our own hands.