Let's Talk About Masturbating

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Via Andrew Sullivan:

    OkCupid produced ten charts about sex. Among them:

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  2. Schtumple macrumors 601

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    Well this is going to be a pretty loaded cannon of conversation, let's hope no-one overreacts and explodes.

    Terrible mess that would be.
     
  3. DeaconGraves macrumors 65816

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    Side note: Mac Rumors' banner ads are really on point. The ad at the bottom of this thread was flashing "WASH YOUR HANDS". :D
     
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  5. emaja macrumors 68000

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    I love polls like this. It clearly tells who the liars are :p
     
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    Playing poker? :p:D
     
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  8. emaja macrumors 68000

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    So they can talk dirty to themselves?
     
  9. leekohler macrumors G5

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    I always thought this was funny. Of course everyone has done it at least once.
     
  10. Mac'nCheese macrumors 68030

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    No, I'm jerking off. I thought that would be clear from the thread title...








    :D
     
  11. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Well played. :D

    a day?
     
  12. bartelby macrumors Core

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    What, had pomegranates?
     
  13. leekohler macrumors G5

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    An hour. ;)

    No! They're out of season! :(
     
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    Good to see Atheists and Christians aren't really that far apart.

    Cheers,
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    Its the one thing they can all agree on.
     
  19. callmemike20 macrumors 6502a

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    I was just listening to Howard Stern and today was a replay. Some woman said she masturbates 3-4 times a day. Crazy.

    I guess if you are married at the age of 13, then there really should never be a reason to masturbate, right?
     
  20. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Tats a ad f cra ever astrbate gess were rgt ad s rgt w!
     
  21. MacNut macrumors Core

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    And women always call men liars. Who is lying now.
     
  22. Huntn macrumors G5

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    Maybe they were shy to admit it. Regarding the Hindus, Muslims, and jews, is masturbation a bigger no-no than it is in Christianity? With Muslim hangups, I could see that but Hindus and Jews?
     
  23. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    I don't see any problem with leavened penis and the Jews except maybe during Passover. :D
     
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    There's not enough grip on Jew penises for effective fapping.



    Or so I hear.
     
  25. Moyank24 macrumors 601

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    I agree. I never understood what the big deal is and why women are so weirded out by talking about it.

    But, yeah, sometimes we just need to take matters into our own hands. :D
     

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