Uh oh, dude, that's
not enough. Here's a sure-fire ritual that will appease the angry wroth of the Mac gods you have annoyed with your childish, pedantic whining:
You need to sing the Star Spangled Banner as a
Gregorian Chant in
Irish Gaelic while walking around the outside of your office --
backwards -- three times on
one foot while wearing shorts and a 3-layer parka which
specifically has a
Hawaiian shirt-style print on it. And,
most importantly, you
must do this on a
Tuesday between the hours of 11:30 a.m. and 3:15 p.m. However, you can't start on an odd-numbered minute
unless you start in the bottom half of the hour, but
then you have to finish on an even-numbered second.
I hope that clears the matter up for you. BTW, I
really do feel sorry for someone in your precarious predicament.