Live 2019 iPhone Event Coverage: 'By Innovation Only'

[Slash787]

4 Minutes to go.

 

[macpanzer]

Lava Apple

hopefully it won't burn the screen, like lava lamps burned any surface they were on.

 

[scrapesleon]

Let’s go hopefully some innovative new ones

 

[NickG420]

There seems to be liquid in this apple. So, is it half full or half empty?!

That depends...

Was it just poured? Then it would be half full...

Has it been used? Then it would be half empty...

 

[borntrouble]

Unbelievable that it has been a year already...

 

[keysofanxiety]

I wish there was something a live chat were one could make fun of Apple just in case this presentation is gonna suck

First time on a livestream thread pal?

That’s what this is for! This’ll turn into a blog over the course of the next hour.

 

[macpeach55]

Do the 30k mac pros come in pink and blue yet?

They can sell you a tin of paint for $1000!

 

[Slash787]

This thread will be 70% yearly iPhone upgrade junkies complaining about no new features, and 30% people saying “this will be a good upgrade from my iPhone 7”.

I have the iPhone 7 and I am going to wait for the iPhone 2022 which I will buy in 2023.

 

[martyjmclean]

Love some Bastille! Whoever has been picking the keynote music lately has great taste.

 

[Mescagnus]

“Incredible.”
“Magnificent.”
“The best iPhone EVVURRR!”
“....BILLion....”
“Diverse!”
“Gorgeous.”
“Fastest!”
“Isn’t that brilliant!?”
“Fantastic image quality.”
And lastly, “Innovative.”

I'm good for this drinking game!

 

[Attirex]

Remember ppl, any profile labeled “macrumors newbie” is a paid samsung troll and should be ignored.

 

[LuciusWrong]

Worst case: minor rehash of last year's products

Best case: minor rehash of last year's products

You forgot to mention that they could "innovate" a new proprietary i/o to replace USB C. That would be about right.

Ive still got my LaCie raid storage unit with the "innovative" thunderbolt connection that was guaranteed to be the future a few years ago. i thought i was being clever to get Thunderbolt version instead of USB 3....

 

[Greeneye10878]

4 cameras!

 

[Slash787]

2 Minutes to go.

 

[eulslix]

Ah

First time on a livestream thread pal?

That’s what this is for! This’ll turn into a blog over the course of the next hour.

Ah perfect! Yeah first time, ready for some fun )

 

[ryanwarsaw]

Tariffs. Apple's got to save somewhere!

You mean they won't absorb the costs in their $1,500 per ticket event or whatever this costs?

 

[FrankySavvy]

Get Ready!

 

[NickG420]

Who's got marshmallows for the dumpster fire?

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

Hi from Vegas , lol

Hello!!! I love Las Vegas!!!

 

[ryanwarsaw]

2 Minutes to go.

and it's too damn pretty for a man that don't want to die with one more minute to go.

 

[IIGS User]

Those seats look like church pews, they have entered the church of Jobs?

Maybe the "Church of the Poisoned Mind"

Hey, Woz is there, I had to go 80's.

I'm interested in WatchOS 6, but otherwise unless it prints free money or has a "****" button that works on my wife while I'm trying to watch X-Files on Amazon Prime, I'm not interested.

That woman can go on and on and on about her FB feed. I don't care that Carol (Whom I never met) got a kitten, or that Steve's son joined the Swabbies or some shiet. Just zip it....

 

[realtuner]

Nerd Rage Day is ready to begin.

 

[macduke]

3…2…1… GO!!!!

 

[FrankySavvy]

Here we go!

 

[Slash787]

Where is Timothy