Live From WWDC 2018: Coverage of Apple's Keynote with iOS 12, macOS 10.14, and More

[GigabitEthernet]

Alice Eve, is that you?

 

[JayIsAwesome]

Wait so this app lets you see Screen on Time, like Android has for literally years. I appreciate.

But but but....Apple did it best!!!!

 

[cola79]

Are we on the set of idiocracy part 2?

 

[bpeeps]

We ARE complete idiots. All of us, for continuing to give money to this pathetic company.

Oh chill. We all know you're buying another iPhone.

 

[RiddlaBronc]

I just shut it off after the memoji and a live demo. Really? Is this aimed at the spoiled kids and teens?

 

[Nozuka]

this does not need a demo, we got it...

 

[Naraxus]

This is worse than Eddy Cue's dancing and I didn't think that would be possible.....

 

[kiranmk2]

So memoji is just the old 3DS Mini creator with Animoji support. You can definitely tell a whole load of features have been bumped to next year given the dull demos.

 

[noobinator]

Apple will surely not be the butt of jokes now lol

 

[Radon87000]

I haven't used Animojis since I got my phone. More useless bloat

 

[itsmilo]

Can Tinder use this tongue detection feature tho?

 

[TMRJIJ]

My god....Even Memoji Craig has great hair!

 

[Saturnine]

What are those fools in the audience cheering about?!

 

[developer13245]

WOW!!! A new Koala!

 

[AL1630]

This company seems lost. Like there marketing all their stuff to 13 year olds.

That is a pretty big audience for iphone

 

[centauratlas]

Sure would be nice to see a new Mac mini. (I know, I know. Way too optimistic.)

55 minutes in and I am underwhelmed. ;-) And no new hardware so far...hopefully the rumors of "no new hardware" are wrong.

 

[donovumovi]

I recently chopped my hair so I need a Memoji the matches the new me....groan

 

[trekkie604]

55 minutes in and nothing but garbage so far...

 

[Chris The Bipolarbear]

What about macOS

 

[Donga120]

cut the ******** and give me a list of the new and improved features

 

[sracer]

with things like Face ID and other image processing, why can't memojis be created automatically?

 

[redheeler]

Breakthrough Animoji. This is what we're going to get instead of a dark mode for iOS.

 

[developer13245]

WOW!!! A new ghost!

 

[MrGimper]

How to silence 3000 people....

 

[IPPlanMan]

You should download the Workflow app right now and test it out to see what you can do prior to the private API hooks that will come in Shortcuts. As it stands, I've got a workflow on my phone right now that lets me convert a 4K video to 1080p, adjust the speed on the video (helpful if you shot in slow mo and want to export a smaller full-speed video for sharing). Don't even have to launch another app. Just trigger the workflow from the Share Sheet.

There are workflows for automatically stripping the status bar out of screenshots, creating an on-the-fly playlist for songs you haven't played in a certain period of time, or even deleting all your completed reminders from the Reminders app. Don't get me wrong, it's not for everyone, but being able to trigger it via Siri will make it a lot more popular.

I know you mean well... but I’m honestly trying to care about this. I really am. It’s not your fault. I’m part of the “Get off my lawn” demo I guess.