Live From WWDC 2018: Coverage of Apple's Keynote with iOS 12, macOS 10.14, and More

[MacManPA]

great now demo your BoredMoji since that's what we feel right about now

 

[DevNull0]

After seeing how phones are used by people over 40? Yeah, they need to be told.

First, over 40 is too old to use a smartphone, wow, how condescending.

Second, how many people in the don't really know how to operate a smartphone crowd do you think watch a WWDC keynote? This event is targeted at the smartest of Apple users, and Craig still thinks they're all idiots.

 

[ThisBougieLife]

I like the power of their face-detection system, but this is just gimmick city here...

 

[clangers23]

I'm waiting for them to add the notch to each animoji. Next year perhaps?

 

[Rogifan]

Apple just killed Bitmoji?

 

[IPPlanMan]

They really need to stop with this. Is there anyone sane left in Apple?

No. They were shown the door.

 

[navaira]

How much did the devs pay to witness the Memoji demo live?

 

[pat500000]

We're being dumbed down.

 

[magicschoolbus]

People really don't understand that Messages is basically Apples social network that you can only use if you buy an Apple phone.

 

[AL1630]

All these features are super gimmicky

 

[jamezr]

with things like Face ID and other image processing, why can't memojis be created automatically?

Thats a great point....

 

[bad03xtreme]

How have I been living without Animojis?? Jesus Christ I hate humanity even more now.

 

[Stingray454]

I'm getting a bloody decent computer and dual booting windows / linux after this, jeez this is horrible.

 

[keysofanxiety]

ANOTHER TINY DOG HAT?! FERDINAND YOU MAD MAN!

 

[BMcCoy]

An hour in. The teenagers aren’t listening any more... can we go to the adult features now please..?!

 

[Return of the Mac]

"I have a message from my partner, it looks like he's leaving me.."

 

[JesperA]

You can definitely tell a whole load of features have been bumped to next year given the dull demos.

Well, Apple events have been this dull for years now, still waiting for the killer features...

 

[itsmilo]

They couldn’t have used a more appropriate woman for this presentation.

„Ohhh my goooooosh. Her voice is like sooooo cute!“

 

[budselectjr]

Can't imagine having to work around this person 5 days a week all year.

 

[MacManPA]

Apple's scraping the bottom of the features bucket to go this low i feel sorry for them lol

 

[donovumovi]

Filters! And sticker packs!

 

[keysofanxiety]

You know, could just send him the finger rather than spending 15 minutes crafting a moji response.

 

[developer13245]

MeEmoji: Looks like we're watching a makeup application tip video on YouTube. Ditz included.

We're WAAAYYY past "Peak iOS"...

 

[B.K.]

Developers are actually booing.

 

[AL1630]

Live animoji in camera lens, how useful