The entire mate situation didn't work out too well for me last year, but my best friend who is a year above me looked into his mirror on the first day of sophomore year, nodded confidently, and said to himself, "This is the year all the freshmen girls go after me."
It worked.
So, on the first day of my sophomore year, which is coming up in two weeks, I'm going to look into my mirror, nod confidently, and say to myself, "This is the year all the freshmen girls go after me."
I'm just praying that the mirror doesn't crack after that...