"Apple would never kill off Classic completely."
"Apple will never open brick-and-mortar stores. It would be a disaster."
"Apple will never make the eMac available to non-educational buyers."
"Apple would never get into the music business. They can't legally do it."
"Apple would never offer iPods for Windows users."
"Apple would never discontinue the iPod Mini. It's way too popular."
"Apple would never offer iTunes for Windows."
"Apple would never create a 24" iMac. It would be too top-heavy."
"Apple would never offer a headless Mac."
"Apple would never switch to Intel chips."
"Apple will never get into the cell phone market. It's way too competitive."
"Apple will never let people run Windows on a Mac."
"Apple will never let developers into the iPhone. It's a security problem."
"Apple would never call something the Macbook Air. That's horrible sounding."
You sir, are the latest in a very long line of naysayers. So please, express your opinion with that in mind and save the sarcasm for a time when history isn't against you. Also, it wouldn't hurt for you to show a little more respect for those who know what they're talking about. The single biggest demand right now on Apple is a headless, midrange Mac tower. Not only are more and more Windows switchers demanding such a thing, but a lot of high-profile Mac commentators are saying the same. If you think Apple is ignoring that, you're delusional.