I'm sorry, but this sounds like an exaggerated lieeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm so serious. And I had that 2007 macbook, with it's plastic that chips, and the swollen battery. Paid a premium for that.
I also had an even earlier (late) 2006 black MacBook with the cheap plastic that broke if you put your wrists on it and showed fingerprints like no other - and yes, my plastics DID break - a LOT. But, it was never a SERIOUS problem for me other than the down-time I had sending it to Apple and them fixing it (for free, I might add, even well after AppleCare had gone out). So, paying the "Apple-premium" for free and good customer service well after the allotted warranty has gone out? I'll gladly pay that.