Well, UPS tried to deliver today, so that's good.
I wasn't at home, taking care of some really stupid banking stuff that I should have been able to do over the phone. So that's bad.
No option from UPS to (reliably) deliver to a holding point,* so I have to wait another day now. But it's here!
Maybe Apple should get more skin in the game and charge you when the package is actually delivered instead of just being shipped...
* Yes, I know UPS supposedly offers to re-route your package to a holding point, but they want money for that, and they also say they can't promise that they'll be able to do it successfully. So, no, not going that route.