No I'm not the expert. I'm just someone trying to help. I understand that you're distraught, but we're doing everything we can to help from this distance.
Yes, I know and I know I havb't gotten anywhere but I really do appreciate your help thus far
If this is your 3rd charger and you've been using it 12-18 months how old is the MacBook? Have you upgraded anything on it? Has it ever given you any problems in the past? When the power light on the MacBook is on can you hear the fans running? When the power light on the MacBook is on can you hear the hard drive working? If you type on the keyboard or click with the mouse do you get an error sound? If you leave the charger connected (even if the light doesn't come on) does the charge level on the battery increase?
I'm sorry I've forgotten the term, but I've completely reinstalled the entire system about twice (wiping out everything and doing a fresh install). However, it was such a long time ago I can't really rmemeber why. I know one time was just as a quick way to remove clutter, second time may or may not have been a problem (as I said cannot remember).
Like I posted in the update, the power light is no longer on. *NO SOUND WHATSOEVER* are being made.
It's a good question about the battery increase i'm gonna try it now.
Did you reset the SMC and NVRAM?
NVRAM
http://support.apple.com/kb/HT1379?viewlocale=en_US
SMC
http://support.apple.com/kb/ht3964
It may not fix the issue, but it doesn't hurt to try it.
Tried and didn't work

thanks anyway mate
I'm going out on a limb and say it's something electrical. If you got a knockoff charger it may have shorted something out internally.
Don't know if you already tried opening it or not. I'd be curious to know if you smelled anything burning inside as it may narrow things down.
Besides that, I agree that instead of PayPaling people here who are speculating, I would use that money and pay the support fee to Apple for their assistance. You'll at least get a definitive answer that way.
Like I said I didn't think it was the charger as I've been using the same "knockoff" brand for a while now, however I really can't think of what else it could be so you may be right.
Like I said, there is no apple store for a good 100+ miles, that's why I'm offering to pay a technician on this board.
Ok- so your MacBook is 1-2 years old....and you really don't know how old it is exactly.....hmmmm
When did I say it was 1-2 years old?? I know for a fact i didnt get it this christmas (end of 2009), the christmas before (end of 2008), so I'm *thinking* it was the one before (end of 2007). Not 100% though.
then you say you have had the third charger cord for a week...hmmm...
Yes, I bought the 3rd charger around a week ago off the internet. And now I've had the problem...what's wrong with that?
...yet you say you have had the third battery charger cord for 12-18 months....hmmmm
Nope, I said I had the EXACT SAME MODEL AND BRAND charger that was my friends (charger #2), and it was so good that I bought the exact same one from the same site.
second- your facts above don't add up....hmmmm
Read my counter points above. Boy I tell ya, you gotta READ my posts properly. Jeez:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasses
third- what "problem" is apple ignoring that is documented on the web 100's of times as you note???
hmmmmmmmmm I don't know....could it be the POWER issues??? Have you not read a single word on my posts? The problem apple is ignoring is that there is a big case of the apples turning into bricks, which is what I got.
I wouldn't be so sarcastic and I'm grateful for all help given, but you're not helping and I don't like being talked to like a prick.
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UPDATE TO NOTE: I've been using the battery checker button thing that is clickable on the back-side of the battery. It is now completely drained?? So somethings happening with my mac?? I can assure that there are no sounds (both from the speakers and physically), lights or anything indicating activity 
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PS: TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE GENUINELY TRYNA HELP ME, IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED
I can also confirm that not only does the light not appear on the charger, but it isn't charging my battery either :S thanks
edit: so perhaps its a faulty charger that not only manage to break, but managed to break my mac?
If it was the charger, what could it have short circuited? Whats the possible damage, and whats the possible costs?
thanks