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[Doctor Q]

Since the membership in constantly in flux, with people coming and going, or, like me, taking time "off" for periods of time due to other issues, we couldn't be certain at any given time exactly what we could do, but odds are good that anything that falls into the "could do it over the web" category is one that some subset of members here could and would do.

I guess all work should be done with Wiki or equivalent technology so all documents, memos, plans, source code, etc. are always group readable/editable.

We'll just pick a single site password and make sure all 85,503 of us (but nobody else!) knows it.

 

[Sun Baked]

The ass part will no doubt come in handy. We have lots of those on MR.

See that is why I thought the Swisher contract would make a bundle -- especially when they control all the TP in the building and more importantly, the air freshener.

 

[yellow]

My paycheck bounced.

(good thing I'm embezzling!)

 

[Chundles]

US members get three days including Christmas. European members get six weeks' paid holiday + maternity/paternity/fraternity/sorority leave. Natch.

Aussie members get three months off over January/February/March because it's too damned hot to work in the summer. We also get all Mondays and Fridays off because we're hungover on Mondays and plastered on Fridays.

We also have special access to the profanity filter so that we can talk normally amongst ourselves.

 

[skunk]

Aussie members get three months off over January/February/March because it's too damned hot to work in the summer. We also get all Mondays and Fridays off because we're hungover on Mondays and plastered on Fridays.

We also have special access to the profanity filter so that we can talk normally amongst ourselves.

What about the Kiwis?

 

[vniow]

Aussie members get three months off over January/February/March because it's too damned hot to work in the summer. We also get all Mondays and Fridays off because we're hungover on Mondays and plastered on Fridays.

Does that mean you have time to send Vegemite over here then?

 

[Chundles]

What about the Kiwis?

Sod the Kiwis - SPLITTERS!!!

 

[Chundles]

Does that mean you have time to send Vegemite over here then?

No. We're too busy ensuring we're properly hungover by Monday.

 

[vniow]

No. We're too busy ensuring we're properly hungover by Monday.

Hm, I was unaware there was a proper way to be hung over, aside from preventing it from happening...

 

[yellow]

Does that mean you have time to send Vegemite over here then?

Careful! US Customs has spies everywhere!

 

[IlluminatedSage]

Well, I am a great Concert/Event producer.

So, I could arrange the concert events for our company convention/retreat.

if we had good money, we could get anyone to play, Aerosmith anyone?

 

[Chundles]

Hm, I was unaware there was a proper way to be hung over, aside from preventing it from happening...

Ever see the movie "Snatch?" There's "f***ed" and there's "proper f***ed."

That's what I mean.

 

[mad jew]

*Cracks open a bag of wine*

Come on boys, it's ****ing Friday!

 

[Unorthodox]

*Cracks open a bag of wine*

Come on boys, it's ****ing Friday!

Yeah, well. It's only ****ing Thursday over here.
So it'll be boxed wine for me thankyouverymuch.

 

[mad jew]

Keep up! It's been Friday for eleven hours! Oh, and I hope you waterproofed your box. You don't want it leaking warm red juices all over the place.