Re: Geek humor and religion.
The G5s would probably not be clocked that low, but you know, the high-end TiBook right now is actually NOT 667MHz - it's 133MHz x 5 = 665MHz. And if you take the average of 667 and 665...
Also, I'd like to point out another interesting fact about TiBooks. If you take the 550MHz model...
550 x 220 (the maximum capacity of Hell's vat of boiling feces) = 121000
121000 - 2450 (the average daily number of sinners waiting to be processed in Hell's entry queue) = 118550
118550 / 430 (the number of red-hot nails used to puncture the genitalia of rapists and child molesters) = 275.6977
275.6977 x 2.415689358 (the approximate age of Hell, in aeons) = 666!!!!!!!!!
There can only be one conclusion:
STEVE JOBS IS SATAN!!
Alex
Originally posted by mischief
So if G5 Towers come out with a 333Mhz bus running DDR wouldn't that mean they're running at 666? They most certainly WOULD be beasts and many of us do most of our money-related actions with our machines.................
The G5s would probably not be clocked that low, but you know, the high-end TiBook right now is actually NOT 667MHz - it's 133MHz x 5 = 665MHz. And if you take the average of 667 and 665...
Also, I'd like to point out another interesting fact about TiBooks. If you take the 550MHz model...
550 x 220 (the maximum capacity of Hell's vat of boiling feces) = 121000
121000 - 2450 (the average daily number of sinners waiting to be processed in Hell's entry queue) = 118550
118550 / 430 (the number of red-hot nails used to puncture the genitalia of rapists and child molesters) = 275.6977
275.6977 x 2.415689358 (the approximate age of Hell, in aeons) = 666!!!!!!!!!
There can only be one conclusion:
STEVE JOBS IS SATAN!!
Alex