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You missed the point. Unless the Australian meaning is different to the rest of the world, saying "She/He's hot" means "Wow! I'd like to get naked with them".

I was actually just pondering this question myself. Along with the fact that I wish everyone had "straight male" or "gay female" or whatever in their profile, because it seems a bit odd to respond to a compliment with "Are you male or female?"
 
I wish everyone had "straight male" or "gay female" or whatever in their profile, because it seems a bit odd to respond to a compliment with "Are you male or female?"

(notice the clever use of selective quoting to distort meaning...)


Does it really matter? You're not gonna meet these people for a quickie, so just enjoy the compliment and paint a mental image of whatever god or goddess you prefer. You may want to avoid this on a MJ thread, cuz that image can be downright disturbing...
 
Hello, Sailor!

(notice the clever use of selective quoting to distort meaning...)

Noted and appreciated.

Does it really matter?

Yes, and I'll explain why. If I'm bait for t3h gays, I'd like to change that. Not by becoming grubby or anything, but just in a way so that I'm more attractive to women than I am to men. Nothing against men (I have many male friends), but I figure if women hit on me, it'll make my wife more "aggressively seductive." You'd be surprised what a boost to the libido jealousy is. Or maybe you wouldn't.

You're not gonna meet these people for a quickie,

Maybe, maybe not. For you, I'd be willing to travel.

so just enjoy the compliment and paint a mental image of whatever god or goddess you prefer.

I'll go you one better -- I'll paste an inkjet printout of a Keira publicity photo to the back of your head. *learned that trick in the Navy*

You may want to avoid this on a MJ thread, cuz that image can be downright disturbing...

Only if it crinkles.
 
Hello, Sailor!

I figure if women hit on me, it'll make my wife more "aggressively seductive." You'd be surprised what a boost to the libido jealousy is. Or maybe you wouldn't.

I dated many women like that, but when I got married, my wife just gets annoyed. Security is the thing for her. The more secure she feels in our relationship, the better the libido. Different strokes for...well, you get the point.

Maybe, maybe not. For you, I'd be willing to travel.
ah, but t'would be for naught.



I'll go you one better -- I'll paste an inkjet printout of a Keira publicity photo to the back of your head. *learned that trick in the Navy*

Ouch, Keira with a hairy back. She seemed like such a nice girl.
 
I was actually just pondering this question myself. Along with the fact that I wish everyone had "straight male" or "gay female" or whatever in their profile, because it seems a bit odd to respond to a compliment with "Are you male or female?"

Yes, and I'll explain why. If I'm bait for t3h gays, I'd like to change that.

:rolleyes:


It's an internet forum for ****'s sake. If you're so afraid of being "queer bait" here I'd hate to know what you were like in real life.
 
:rolleyes:


It's an internet forum for ****'s sake. If you're so afraid of being "queer bait" here I'd hate to know what you were like in real life.

Even more amusing than your inability to recognize a joke (especially thinking that someone wearing a purple crushed velvet and leopardskin hat is afraid of being "queer bait") is the fact that you actually used the color "Navy."
 
I'll go you one better -- I'll paste an inkjet printout of a Keira publicity photo to the back of your head. *learned that trick in the Navy*
Maybe I don't understand how the photo thing works, but pasting the photo to the back of the head means you look at the back. Unless you're doing the mirror thing, but then she'd be backwards in the mirror. I'll have to give this some thought. I'll try not to strain myself.
 
Maybe I don't understand how the photo thing works, but pasting the photo to the back of the head means you look at the back. Unless you're doing the mirror thing, but then she'd be backwards in the mirror.

Indeed. So I left the Navy...
 
Anyway to find out what his first post was? I tried using the "find all posts" in the profile, but that just went back 500 posts (to 12-20-06). :D

You have to sort by ascending in order to see his first post. Interesting to see that while he joined in April 2004, he didn't post until November of that year. He didn't really crank things up until February of 2005, which makes his posting rate all the more impressive, er, embarrassing.
 
Yeah, who is this MJ person? ;) :p :D

I couldn't help but notice him/her, by their name and them being the only person i have seen with G3 status.

Who/whatever MJ is, they have a pretty fast internet connection.

MJ is short for "Marry Jane Watson"......spiderman's girlfreind.

Maybe this is a sign, maybe mad jew is infact....... spiderman?
 
MJ is short for "Marry Jane Watson"......spiderman's girlfreind.

Maybe this is a sign, maybe mad jew is infact....... spiderman?

Sorry, but mad jew already has the whole secret identity/superhero thing taken care of. But I've said too much already... :cool:
 
Wow, just spent half an hour going through this thread from the beginning, and it's one of funniest I have read in a while. And now I posted in it, I am so lucky!
 
Wow, just spent half an hour going through this thread from the beginning, and it's one of funniest I have read in a while. And now I posted in it, I am so lucky!

Welcome to the club. :)

If you want to know my feelings about mj, check my sig.That multiposting bastard... I"LL CATCH UP TO YOU, MAD JEW! MARK MY WORDS!But don't hold me to it. :D
 
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