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dogbone

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I first saw this site a few years ago but a search revealed that it hasn't been posted here yet. So I thought I'd rectify this egregious ommision


 
Oh dear god, I'm going to have nightmares tonight about my boxer briefs turning into these!

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!
 
Onizuka said:
Oh dear god, I'm going to have nightmares tonight about my boxer briefs turning into these!

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP! MAKE HIM STOP!!!!!

but you would be so sexy in them!!!
 
The only use I could see for them is a joke attempt at wearing exciting underwear for the missus, seeing as all the fancy lingerie out there is for women.

But really the bottom line is this: women, if you ever find a guy to be wearing these, run!
 
Those would make my ass look horrible! I mean, the briefs are baggy, and there would just be too much loose material.

puckhead193 said:
ummm... no.... they look my granny panties..

How do you know? It's ok, puckhead193. I know this is embarrassing for you, but we'll understand. Sometimes we're just curious, that's all. Sometimes, we're just curious enough to sneak into our grandmother's underpants drawer and take a look. Sometimes......just sometimes.......we may even be curious enough to try them on. It happens to all of us, puckhead193.


*takes a big step away*
 
How odd.

Ew.
Just ew.
It's just strange.
God, it's better for a man to wear a thong than those, and that's already disgusting. 😱
 
amateurmacfreak said:
God, it's better for a man to wear a thong than those, and that's already disgusting. 😱

A thong? 😱

I can imagine asking for a tailor made thong.

"Very good sir, which side do you dress on?"
 
dogbone said:
A thong? 😱

I can imagine asking for a tailor made thong.

"Very good sir, which side do you dress on?"

My favorite word from scrubs:
Banana Hammock.

Even men don't like VPL!

I should start a business of non-VPL mens undergarments.
 
katie ta achoo said:
My favorite word from scrubs:
Banana Hammock.

Even men don't like VPL!

I should start a business of non-VPL mens undergarments.

wasn't that on friends first?

and wow. That is just WRONG.
 
that is hilarious, in a disturbing sort of way. i would die laughing if i saw a guy in those.

now why do i feel compelled to leave that window open for my husband to find? he'd think i'd lost my damn mind... had it not been misplaced so long ago. ;-)
 
dogbone said:
That'd make it cheaper than penis reduction surgery.

ha ha ha. Do it, Tuvok.
I don't get how Tuvok fits in, unless Vulcans wear these things. They hardly seem the type though. 😕
 
There's something comforting about underwear that could potentially double as a parachute if need be. Never know when you'll be jumping out of a plane these days.
 
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