Manties: Panties for men.

I am sick. no man-ties, or granpa-ties for me. I would go without before that...

***oh wait group of people I am walking with, one of the bows on my manties are caught on the inside of my pocket...***

:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
If I wear boxers, I'm walking.

If I wear briefs, I may even do a bit of struttin' while I walk.

If I wear pink manties with a bow, I may do a little prancing, and that possibility scares me.
 
Now I have officially seen it all, and all was most assuredly not what I wanted to see immediately following breakfast.

I must now go find bleach to wash out my eyes.
 
dogbone said:
I first saw this site a few years ago but a search revealed that it hasn't been posted here yet. So I thought I'd rectify this egregious ommision


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Outstanding! I have a buddy who's a shift supervisior @ a prison. I think that given his behavior lately, he'll be getting a special delivery @ work.
 
I own a number of these, and I have to say that you are all getting it wrong. They aren't to be worn in lieu of other underwear. They're worn over your pants and serve as a convenient holder. I use them when doing remodeling to hold tools, nails, drywall, etc. They come in handy taking care of the 10-month old (just stick her and a few toys in 'em and then go about my day). "All you can eat" buffets? One of those a week and I'm set for food.

Wonderful product. And the bows, etc., just make me feel pretty.
 
jadekitty24 said:
No manties for me, thank you very much. I prefer my men naked.
And covered in something lickable.
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"Hey, why are all these naked dudes lined-up, and covered in ice-cream toppings?"
"Oh, that. I'm just auditioning servants, again."


That was a quote from my creative writing class opposite gender exercise from college...@ the time I thought I'd captured the female persona...I was told I was wrong, but apparently not. Thanks for the vindication, Jadekitty!
 
My eyes, my eyes!

Thanks god I'm overly medicated on allergy medicine, otherwise I might think what I saw was real.

It's all a dream. It's all a dream.
 
Does it have a... crack? Just walk around with your "thing" hanging out. That way, everyone will know you're a guy. Or will they? :)
 
i walked into this thread, and am now scarred Forever. i am going to regret it Forever. forever.......forever......

my poor, fragile little mind!

tis my own fault i guess......but i blame you ALL anyway:D

S
 
They remind me of that old-fashioned Victorian-style underwear...um.... almost like pantaloons, except shorter.... and worn by men....

Hmm... our anniversary's coming up this month and I still need to find the hubby a present....
 
iSaint said:
Should we worry about who doesn't respond to this thread?
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Confound it all, I wasn't going to post but now I have to. :p

florifee? Do it! :D

I don't think they're all that bad. Seriously. I mean, I've seen uglier shirts/pants and really, everybody sees shirts and pants. How many people will actually see your manties? Besides, I figure, if someone is going to see them, then they'd better be prepared for who you really are... on the inside. ;)
 
mad jew said:
There's something comforting about underwear that could potentially double as a parachute if need be. Never know when you'll be jumping out of a plane these days.
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How about a floatation device.

Na, parachute is better. I travel by air more than by sea.
 
Yeah, I think this whole Metrosexual thing has gone too far now.

I'm not getting any now. Those things would actually make me get less than I am getting now.
 
I'd be more likely to use them as a self defense device than as a parachute or a flotation device. Just pull down your pants and blind your attackers with the ugliness.

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jadekitty24 said:
No manties for me, thank you very much. I prefer my men naked.
And covered in something lickable.
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I licked candy off a naked guy covered in saran wrap once. :eek:
 
I wonder what's with the bows... and laces.... and ribbons...

doesn't seem very manly at all. I'm gay and thats too gay even for me.
 
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